Secret Language of Women (Boys, you guys need to read this!!!)
The Secret Language of Women — Keywords and Their Meaning
Fine
This is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument in which she feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes
This is really half an hour. It is equivalent to the same "five minutes" that a football game is going to last before you take out the garbage.
Nothing
This really means, "You’d never understand." "Nothing" is usually accompanied by a woman’s desire to turn you inside out, upside-down, and backwards. "Nothing" is often said prior to an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine."
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows)
This is not permission. This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine.
Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows)
This means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don’t care." You will get the "Go Ahead" with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but is still a verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and is wondering why she is wasting her time arguing over "Nothing."
Soft Sigh
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. This means a woman is content and your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. "That’s Okay," means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That’s Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with the raised Eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
Please Do
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a "That’s Okay."
Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; simply say, "You’re welcome."
Thanks a lot
This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
Found this article via virtualfriends.net. I thought it was interesting that they observe the way women do in everything. I think the opposite sex (the guys), they must have been curious actually about what was going on in a woman’s mind just as we also are curious about what was going on their mind. Sometimes I would like to ask them what are they thinking about things because majority of guys seems to be ignorant most of the time. They always show that they are not really interested in being observant like we girls are. Are they doing it to look cool? Or are they just retarded? Or they just want to impressed girls? What is their intention? If they really just want to impressed girls, I advise them not to do it because majority of girls hate or I could say reaally hate ignorant guy. It is because of their ignorant attitude that many problems occur between guys and girls. I’m not saying girls are not to blame at all because I know everybody is not perfect. But just to give you example, have you ever watch in movies or if you had gone through it yourself the situation where guys will always forgot about important dates like birthdays or anniversary that usually was very important for girls and girls will never forget it. Guys will usually forgot about those dates and after that usually there will be fights and argument among them. I also gone through this before and this show how guys can be a little bit ignorant about this. Are they naturally born like this or what? I’m not being mad to guys or anything but I only want to express about my thoughts. I am thinking that maybe I want to make a research about this one day (if I want to make PHD in psychology la kan. but it sound good) because I like to research on the faculties of mind between guys and girls and see how much difference is there between them. Another crazy thing in my mind. Hmmm…
Hope my Jo In Sung won’t be that ignorant…..
Jo In Sung in Mirepa commercial, a cosmetic brand for guys. Funny that in Korea they have a cosmetic brand for guys in fact, A LOT OF cosmetic brand for guys. Haha.
Love In Sung Oppa!!!!!!!!!!!
